DOC,
Please don't tell me you crawled out of the trenches and put on a suit.

I once worked for a pointy-haired boss that thought that "motivational screensavers" would be a good way to raise morale (and productivity) at a call centre. After I begrudgingly installed them, at some expense I might add, productivity fell way down. The sudden realization that "screensavers only work when others don't [Eek!] " weighed like an uncomfortable silence. Sometimes there's no pleasure in proving oneself right.
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Give a man a fish and he will be back for more. Slap him with a fish and he will go away forever.