I feel sorry for you.
one of our big boss'es came from holiday this monday and he just could not step into work without asking me everyday:
"jooel, how can this be that you IT-professionals clame that things work and nothing work!"
some unprintable words and I ask:
"what is wrong?"
he answers:
"like yesterday, my deskjet is too slow! make it faster."

hang on there buddy, it's almost weekend!

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