Kent,
Yeah, on call. Unlike you however, I only have to go in to work if something goes wrong.

I'm thinking right now that it mightn't be such a bad thing. Mowing the lawn is on my HoneyDo list. It's humid as hell and may get just as hot. Walking a few acres behind a push mower, dodging trees and shrubs, with pager on one hip, cellphone on the other makes going in to work look good, real good.

Pager & cell are set on vibrate 'cause the mower's so loud. The best I could hope for is that they both go off at the same time. It'd be the closest thing to sex I've had in a while and would get me out of this HoneyDo hell.

Downside is I'd have to smoke a cigarette afterward (quit smoking) and the grass'd still be there (only longer) when I got back.
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