Originally Posted By: Jochen
...I am a notorious FB avoider
Ja, I've managed to stay away from farcebook.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Farcebook
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Farcebook is when users of Facebook.com use their profile updates, picture albums and wall posts to create the illusion of living a "Pimpin' lifestyle" in hopes of old friends, enemies, ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends eventually seeing their Farcebook Profile and being struck with envy and regret.
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