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KiXtart
KiXtart Version  = 4.60 Beta 1
KiXGolf Script   = kixgolf_tg.kix

Computer
OS               = Windows XP Professional
CPU              = Intel Pentium Model 13
Speed            = 798 MHz
Memory           = 1014 MB

KiXGolf Scoring Engine
Scoring Engine   = 3.3

KiXtart Golf Score
Tournament       = Taunt Generator
Processing Start = 2007/12/19 21:49:48.927
Processing End   = 2007/12/19 21:49:49.145
Duration         = 0000/00/00 00:00:00.218
KiXGolf Score    = 821

Function a($)
  Dim $b,$c,$d,$e,$g
  For Each $b in $
    $c=2
    $ = theholygrail
    For Each $a in Split($b)
      dim $f
      While $a
        $f = $f | $a > '@'
        $ = SubStr($,1+(Left($a,1) = Left($,1)))
        $a = Right($a,~)
      Loop
      $c = $c + $f
      $b=Join(Split($b,'  '))
    Next
    $g=$g+#Knight:\+$b+# 
    For $b=1 to $c/3
      If $
        $ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
          grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
          wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
        $d=$d+1
        If $d mod 3=2
          $a=$[$e mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$e/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($e/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$e/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$e/4 mod 7+24]
          $e=$e+1
          $b=$b+1
        Else
          $a=Your\+$[$e/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
        EndIf
        $=$a+\+LCase($[$e mod 11+13])
        $e=$e+1
      Else
        $='(A childish hand gesture)'
      EndIf
      $g=$g+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
      $a=Split(Right(Join(Split($g,\)),~),#)
EndFunction

Your solution passed all tests

KiXtart
KiXtart Version  = 4.53
KiXGolf Script   = kixgolf_tg.kix

Computer
OS               = Windows 2000 Professional
CPU              = Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz
Speed            = 2793 MHz
Memory           = 504 MB

KiXGolf Scoring Engine
Scoring Engine   = 3.3

KiXtart Golf Score
Tournament       = Taunt Generator
Processing Start = 2007/12/20 09:47:43.625
Processing End   = 2007/12/20 09:47:43.671
Duration         = 0000/00/00 00:00:00.046
KiXGolf Score    = 816

Thank you for participating in KiXtart Golf!

function a($)
    dim $b,$c,$d,$e,$g
    for each $b in $
        $c=2
        $=theholygrail
        for each $a in split($b)
            dim $f
            while $a
                $f=$f|$a>'@'
                $=substr($,1+(left($a,1)=left($,1)))
                $a=right($a,~)
            loop
            $c=$c+$f
            $b=join(split($b,'  '))
        Next
        $g=$g+#Knight:\+$b+#
        for $b=1 to $c/3
            if $
                $c=Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit
                $=conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
                  grandfa,godfa,silly,wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
                $d=$d+1
                if $d mod 3=2
                    $=$c[$e mod 11]+!\Your\+$[$e/4 mod 3+5]+iif($e/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$e/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$e/4 mod 7+13]
                    $e=$e+1
                    $b=$b+1
                else
                    $=Your\+$[$e/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
                endif
                $=$+\+lcase($c[$e mod 11])
                $e=$e+1
            else
                $='(A childish hand gesture)'
            endif
            $g=$g+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
            $a=split(right(join(split($g,\)),~),#)
endfunction

Your solution passed all tests

KiXtart
KiXtart Version  = 4.60
KiXGolf Script   = kixgolf_tg.KIX

Computer
OS               = Windows XP Professional
CPU              =               Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.40GHz
Speed            = 2392 MHz
Memory           = 1016 MB

KiXGolf Scoring Engine
Scoring Engine   = 3.3

KiXtart Golf Score
Tournament       = Taunt Generator
Processing Start = 2007/12/20 11:55:42.252
Processing End   = 2007/12/20 11:55:42.383
Duration         = 0000/00/00 00:00:00.131
KiXGolf Score    = 815
 
Thank you for participating in KiXtart Golf!



; begin Taunt Generator
;
;!
function a($)
    dim $b,$c,$d,$e,$g
    for each $b in $
        $c=2
        $=theholygrail
        for each $a in split($b)
            dim $f
            while $a
                $f=$f|$a>'@'
                $=substr($,1+(left($a,1)=left($,1)))
                $a=right($a,~)
            loop
            $c=$c+$f
            $b=join(split($b,'  '))
        Next
        $g=$g+#Knight:\+$b+#
        for $b=1 to $c/3
            if $
                $c=Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit
                $=conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
                  grandfa,godfa,silly,wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
                $d=$d+1
                $a = Your\+$[$e/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
				
                if $d mod 3=2
                    $a=$c[$e mod 11]+!\Your\+$[$e/4 mod 3+5]+iif($e/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$e/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$e/4 mod 7+13]
                    $e=$e+1
                    $b=$b+1
                endif
                $=$a+\+lcase($c[$e mod 11])
                $e=$e+1
            else
                $='(A childish hand gesture)'
            endif
            $g=$g+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
            $a=split(right(join(split($g,\)),~),#)
endfunction

;!
;!
; end Taunt Generator