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KiXtart
KiXtart Version  = 4.53
KiXGolf Script   = kixgolf_tg.kix

Computer
OS               = Windows 2000 Professional
CPU              =               Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz
Speed            = 2793 MHz
Memory           = 504 MB

KiXGolf Scoring Engine
Scoring Engine   = 3.3

KiXtart Golf Score
Tournament       = Taunt Generator
Processing Start = 2007/12/19 13:11:49.203
Processing End   = 2007/12/19 13:11:49.656
Duration         = 0000/00/00 00:00:00.453
KiXGolf Score    = 832

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function a($)
	dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	for each $ in $
		$t=2
		for each $v in split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			for $w=1 to 72
				$=join(split($,'  '))
				$z=$z+(substr($,$w,1)=substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | substr($v,$w)>'@'
			next
			$t=$a+$t
		next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		for $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
			    grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
			    wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
			if $z>12
				$='(A childish hand gesture)'
			else
				$d=$d+1
				if $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+
					   iif($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
			 	endif
				$=$z+\+lcase($[$! mod 11+13])
				$!=$!+1
			endif
			$z=1
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
			$a=split(right(join(split($x,\)),~),#)
endfunction