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KiXtart
KiXtart Version  = 4.60
KiXGolf Script   = kixgolf_tg.KIX

Computer
OS               = Windows Vista Business Edition
CPU              = Intel Pentium Model 15
Speed            = 2194 MHz
Memory           = 2038 MB

KiXGolf Scoring Engine
Scoring Engine   = 3.3

KiXtart Golf Score
Tournament       = Taunt Generator
Processing Start = 2007/12/18 19:22:29.170
Processing End   = 2007/12/18 19:22:29.436
Duration         = 0000/00/00 00:00:00.266
KiXGolf Score    = 871
 
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; begin Taunt Generator
;
;!
Function a($b)
	Dim $z,$c,$t,$,$d,$v,$w
	For Each $c in $b
		For $t=-30 To 1
			$c=Join(Split($c,"  "))
		Next
		$a=$a+"#Knight: "+$c+#
		For Each $v in Split($c)
			$b=0
			$z=1
			For $w=1 To 72
				$z=$z+(Substr($c,$w,1)=Substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$b=$b | Substr($v,$w)>'@'
			Next
			$t=$t+$b		
		Next
		$b = Split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
		For $v=1 to $t/3
			If $v=1&$z>12
				$z="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			Else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$b[$ mod 11+13]+"! Your "+$b[$/4 mod 3+5]+Iif($/4 mod 2," masquerades as a "+$b[$/8 mod 5]+"ly "," is a ")+$b[$/4 mod 7+24]
					$=$+1
					$v=$v+1
				Else
					$z="Your "+$b[$/2 mod 5+8]+"ther "+Iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+" a"
 				EndIf
				$z=$z+" "+LCase($b[$ mod 11+13])+".#"
				$=$+1
			EndIf
			$a=$a+"Taunter: "+$z
		Next
	Next
	$a=Split(Right($a,~),#)
EndFunction
;!
;!
; end Taunt Generator

Function a($b)
	Dim $z,$c,$t,$,$d,$v,$w,$x
	For Each $c in $b
		For $t=-30 To 1
			$c=Join(Split($c,"  "))
		Next
		$x=$x+"#Knight: "+$c+#
		For Each $v in Split($c)
			$b=0
			$z=1
			For $w=1 To 72
				$z=$z+(Substr($c,$w,1)=Substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$b=$b | Substr($v,$w)>'@'
			Next
			$t=$t+$b		
		Next
		$b = split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
		For $v=1 to $t/3
			If $v=1&$z>12
				$z="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			Else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$b[$ mod 11+13]+"! Your "+$b[$/4 mod 3+5]+Iif($/4 mod 2," masquerades as a "+$b[$/8 mod 5]+"ly "," is a ")+$b[$/4 mod 7+24]
					$=$+1
					$v=$v+1
				Else
					$z="Your "+$b[$/2 mod 5+8]+"ther "+Iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+" a"
 				EndIf
				$z=$z+" "+LCase($b[$ mod 11+13])+".#"
				$=$+1
			EndIf
			$x=$x+"Taunter: "+$z
			$a=Split(Right($x,~),#)
EndFunction

function a($)
	dim $z,$c,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	for each $ in $
		for $t=-30 To 1
			$=join(split($,"  "))
		next
		$x=$x+"#Knight: "+$+#
		for each $v in split($)
			$c=0
			$z=1
			for $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(substr($,$w,1)=substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$c=$c | substr($v,$w)>'@'
			next
			$t=$t+$c		
		next
		$ = split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
		for $v=1 to $t/3
			if $v=1&$z>12
				$z="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			else
				$d=$d+1
				if $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+"! Your "+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+iif($!/4 mod 2," masquerades as a "+$[$!/8 mod 5]+"ly "," is a ")+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				else
					$z="Your "+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+"ther "+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+" a"
 				endif
				$z=$z+" "+lcase($[$! mod 11+13])+".#"
				$!=$!+1
			endif
			$x=$x+"Taunter: "+$z
			$a=split(right($x,~),#)
endfunction

function a($)
	dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	for each $ in $
		for $t=-30 To 1
			$=join(split($,"  "))
		next
		$x=$x+"#Knight: "+$+#
		for each $v in split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			for $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(substr($,$w,1)=substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | substr($v,$w)>'@'
			next
			$t=$t+$a	
		next
		$ = split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
		for $v=1 to $t/3
			if $v=1&$z>12
				$z="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			else
				$d=$d+1
				if $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+"! Your "+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+iif($!/4 mod 2," masquerades as a "+$[$!/8 mod 5]+"ly "," is a ")+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				else
					$z="Your "+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+"ther "+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+" a"
 				endif
				$z=$z+" "+lcase($[$! mod 11+13])+".#"
				$!=$!+1
			endif
			$x=$x+"Taunter: "+$z
			$a=split(right($x,~),#)
endfunction

Function a($)
	Dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	For Each $ in $
		For $t=-30 to 1
			$=Join(Split($,"  "))
		Next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		For Each $v in Split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			For $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(SubStr($,$w,1)=SubStr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | SubStr($v,$w)>'@'
			Next
			$t=$t+$a	
		Next
		$ = Split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
		For $v=1 to $t/3
			If $v=1&$z>12
				$z="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			Else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				Else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
 				EndIf
				$z=$z+\+LCase($[$! mod 11+13])+".#"
				$!=$!+1
			EndIf
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$z
			$a=Split(Right(Join(Split($x,\)),~),#)
EndFunction

Function a($)
	Dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	For Each $ in $
		For $t = -9 to 1
			$=Join(Split($,"  "))
		Next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		For Each $v in Split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			For $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(SubStr($,$w,1)=SubStr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | SubStr($v,$w)>'@'
			Next
			$t=$t+$a	
		Next
		$ = Split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
		For $v=1 to $t/3
			If $v=1&$z>12
				$z="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			Else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				Else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
 				EndIf
				$z=$z+\+LCase($[$! mod 11+13])+".#"
				$!=$!+1
			EndIf
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$z
			$a=Split(Right(Join(Split($x,\)),~),#)
EndFunction

Function a($)
	Dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	For Each $ in $
		For $t=-30 to 1
			$=Join(Split($,"  "))
		Next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		For Each $v in Split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			For $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(SubStr($,$w,1)=SubStr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | SubStr($v,$w)>'@'
			Next
			$t=$t+$a	
		Next
		For $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = Split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
			If $v=1&$z>12
				$="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			Else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				Else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
 				EndIf
				$=$z+\+LCase($[$! mod 11+13])+".#"
				$!=$!+1
			EndIf
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$
			$a=Split(Right(Join(Split($x,\)),~),#)
EndFunction

Function a($)
	Dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	For Each $ in $
		For $t=-9 to 1
			$=Join(Split($,"  "))
		Next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		For Each $v in Split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			For $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(SubStr($,$w,1)=SubStr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | SubStr($v,$w)>'@'
			Next
			$t=$t+$a	
		Next
		For $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = Split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
			If $v=1&$z>12
				$="(A childish hand gesture).#"
			Else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				Else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
 				EndIf
				$=$z+\+LCase($[$! mod 11+13])+".#"
				$!=$!+1
			EndIf
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$
			$a=Split(Right(Join(Split($x,\)),~),#)
EndFunction

Function a($)
	Dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	For Each $ in $
		For $t=-9 to 1
			$=Join(Split($,"  "))
		Next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		For Each $v in Split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			For $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(SubStr($,$w,1)=SubStr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | SubStr($v,$w)>'@'
			Next
			$t=$t+$a	
		Next
		For $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = Split("conspicuous categorical positive cruel incontrovertib steed king first-born mo fa grandmo grandfa godfa Hamster Coconut Duck Herring Newt Peril Chicken Vole Parrot Mouse Twit silly wicked sordid naughty repulsive malodorous ill-tempered")
			If $v=1&$z>12
				$="(A childish hand gesture)"
			Else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				Else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
 				EndIf
				$=$z+\+LCase($[$! mod 11+13])
				$!=$!+1
			EndIf
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$+".#"
			$a=Split(Right(Join(Split($x,\)),~),#)
EndFunction