Your solution passed all tests

KiXtart
KiXtart Version  = 4.53
KiXGolf Script   = kixgolf_tg.kix

Computer
OS               = Windows 2000 Professional
CPU              =               Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz
Speed            = 2793 MHz
Memory           = 504 MB

KiXGolf Scoring Engine
Scoring Engine   = 3.3

KiXtart Golf Score
Tournament       = Taunt Generator
Processing Start = 2007/12/19 11:02:02.500
Processing End   = 2007/12/19 11:02:02.734
Duration         = 0000/00/00 00:00:00.233
KiXGolf Score    = 844

Thank you for participating in KiXtart Golf!

function a($)
	dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	for each $ in $
		for $t=-9 to 1
			$=join(split($,'  '))
		next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		for each $v in split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			for $w=1 to 72
				$z=$z+(substr($,$w,1)=substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | substr($v,$w)>'@'
			next
			$t=$t+$a
		next
		for $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
			    grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
			    wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
			if $v=1&$z>12
				$='(A childish hand gesture)'
			else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+
					   iif($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
 				endif
				$=$z+\+lcase($[$! mod 11+13])
				$!=$!+1
			endif
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
			$a=split(right(join(split($x,\)),~),#)
endfunction

function a($)
	dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	for each $ in $
		$t=2
		for each $v in split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			for $w=1 to 72
				$=join(split($,'  '))
				$z=$z+(substr($,$w,1)=substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | substr($v,$w)>'@'
			next
			$t=$t+$a
		next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		for $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
			    grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
			    wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
			if $v=1&$z>12
				$='(A childish hand gesture)'
			else
				$d=$d+1
				If $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+
					   iif($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
 				endif
				$=$z+\+lcase($[$! mod 11+13])
				$!=$!+1
			endif
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
			$a=split(right(join(split($x,\)),~),#)
endfunction

Your solution passed all tests

KiXtart
KiXtart Version  = 4.53
KiXGolf Script   = kixgolf_tg.kix

Computer
OS               = Windows 2000 Professional
CPU              =               Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz
Speed            = 2793 MHz
Memory           = 504 MB

KiXGolf Scoring Engine
Scoring Engine   = 3.3

KiXtart Golf Score
Tournament       = Taunt Generator
Processing Start = 2007/12/19 13:11:49.203
Processing End   = 2007/12/19 13:11:49.656
Duration         = 0000/00/00 00:00:00.453
KiXGolf Score    = 832

Thank you for participating in KiXtart Golf!

function a($)
	dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	for each $ in $
		$t=2
		for each $v in split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			for $w=1 to 72
				$=join(split($,'  '))
				$z=$z+(substr($,$w,1)=substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | substr($v,$w)>'@'
			next
			$t=$a+$t
		next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		for $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
			    grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
			    wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
			if $z>12
				$='(A childish hand gesture)'
			else
				$d=$d+1
				if $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+
					   iif($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
			 	endif
				$=$z+\+lcase($[$! mod 11+13])
				$!=$!+1
			endif
			$z=1
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
			$a=split(right(join(split($x,\)),~),#)
endfunction

function a($)
	dim $z,$t,$!,$d,$v,$w,$x
	for each $ in $
		$t=2
		for each $v in split($)
			$a=0
			$z=1
			for $w=1 to 72
				$=join(split($,'  '))
				$z=$z+(substr($,$w,1)=substr(theholygrail,$z,1))
				$a=$a | substr($v,$w)>'@'
			next
			$t=$a+$t
		next
		$x=$x+#Knight:\+$+#
		for $v=1 to $t/3
			$ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
			    grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
			    wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
			if 12<$z
				$z='(A childish hand gesture)'
			else
				$d=$d+1
				if $d mod 3=2
					$z=$[$! mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$!/4 mod 3+5]+
					   iif($!/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$!/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$!/4 mod 7+24]
					$!=$!+1
					$v=$v+1
				else
					$z=Your\+$[$!/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+iif($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
			 	endif
				$z=$z+\+lcase($[$! mod 11+13])
				$!=$!+1
			endif
;			$z=1
			$x=$x+Taunter:\+$z+'.#'
			$a=split(right(join(split($x,\)),~),#)
endfunction

Function a($)
  Dim $b,$c,$d,$e,$f,$g,$h
  For Each $f in $
    $c=2
    $b = theholygrail
    For Each $ in Split($f)
      $a=0
      While $
        $a = $a | $ > '@'
        $b = SubStr($b,(Left($,1) = Left($b,1))+1)
        $ = Right($,~)
      Loop
      $c = $c + $a
      $f=Join(Split($f,'  '))
    Next
    $h=$h+#Knight:\+$f+#
    For $f=1 to $c/3
      If $b
        $ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
          grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
          wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
        $d=$d+1
        If $d mod 3=2
          $b=$[$e mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$e/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($e/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$e/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$e/4 mod 7+24]
          $e=$e+1
          $f=$f+1
        Else
          $b=Your\+$[$e/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
        EndIf
        $b=$b+\+LCase($[$e mod 11+13])
        $e=$e+1
      Else
        $b='(A childish hand gesture)'
      EndIf
      $h=$h+Taunter:\+$b+'.#'
;    Next
;  Next
  $a=Split(Right(Join(Split($h,\)),~),#)
EndFunction

Function a($)
  Dim $b,$c,$d,$e,$f,$g,$h
  For Each $f in $
    $c=2
    $ = theholygrail
    For Each $b in Split($f)
      $a=0
      While $b
        $a = $a | $b > '@'
        $ = SubStr($,(Left($b,1) = Left($,1))+1)
        $b = Right($b,~)
      Loop
      $c = $c + $a
      $f=Join(Split($f,'  '))
    Next
    $h=$h+#Knight:\+$f+#
    For $f=1 to $c/3
      If $
        $ = conspicuous,categorical,positive,cruel,incontrovertib,steed,king,'first-born',mo,fa,grandmo,
          grandfa,godfa,Hamster,Coconut,Duck,Herring,Newt,Peril,Chicken,Vole,Parrot,Mouse,Twit,silly,
          wicked,sordid,naughty,repulsive,malodorous,'ill-tempered'
        $d=$d+1
        If $d mod 3=2
          $b=$[$e mod 11+13]+!\Your\+$[$e/4 mod 3+5]+IIf($e/4 mod 2,\masquerades\as\a\+$[$e/8 mod 5]+ly\,\is\a\)+$[$e/4 mod 7+24]
          $e=$e+1
          $f=$f+1
        Else
          $b=Your\+$[$e/2 mod 5+8]+ther\+IIf($d mod 3,was,personified)+\a
        EndIf
        $=$b+\+LCase($[$e mod 11+13])
        $e=$e+1
      Else
        $='(A childish hand gesture)'
      EndIf
      $h=$h+Taunter:\+$+'.#'
;    Next
;  Next
  $a=Split(Right(Join(Split($h,\)),~),#)
EndFunction