Knight: Hello!
Taunter: Your mother was a hamster.

Knight: Are you feeling alright?
Taunter: coconut! Your steed is a .

Knight: Is there someone else I could talk to?
Taunter: Your father personified a herring.
Taunter: Your grandmother was a newt.
Taunter: peril! Your king masquerades as a .

Knight: Anyone at all?
Taunter: Your grandfather personified a vole.

Knight: We seek the holy grail . . .
Taunter: (A childish hand gesture).
Taunter: Your godfather was a parrot.

Knight: Camelot!
Taunter: mouse! Your first-born is a .

Knight: Burn her!
Taunter: Your mother personified a hamster.

Knight: I feel happy!
Taunter: Your father was a coconut.

Knight: Bring out your dead
Taunter: duck! Your steed masquerades as a .

Knight: With nasty big pointy teeth
Taunter: Your grandmother personified a newt.
Taunter: Your grandfather was a peril.