In order to ignite your compassionateness and showing how this hurts, I'll just post my current $sResult.
This is all I got for 702 strokes
Knight: Hello!
Knight: Are you feeling alright?
Knight: Is there someone else I could talk to?
Knight: Anyone at all?
Knight: We seek the holy grail . . .
Taunter: (A childish hand gesture).
Knight: Camelot!
Knight: Burn her!
Knight: I feel happy!
Knight: Bring out your dead
Knight: With nasty big pointy teeth
