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#180787 - 2007-09-24 04:26 PM illusion
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#180788 - 2007-09-24 04:31 PM Re: illusion [Re: Benny69]
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They’re everywhere, get them of me get them of me!!!!

LOL In fact there are no black dots because they are red but the red dots are also not there. Your mind is playing tricks muuhahahahahah!


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#180792 - 2007-09-24 06:54 PM Re: illusion [Re: Mart]
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do you mean OFF?
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#180798 - 2007-09-24 09:37 PM Re: illusion [Re: Les]
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Stupid typo \:\)
I guess it was just me freaking out by seeing dots everywhere when there are actually no dots. It has been a boring day with a meeting that took 4 times the time it was supposed to take and gave me a huge amount of paperwork that should be done Wednesday morning. So we can go over it Wednesday at lunchtime and the entire Thursday afternoon.
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#180800 - 2007-09-24 10:15 PM Re: illusion [Re: Mart]
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Dots?? what dots?
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#180819 - 2007-09-25 12:34 PM Re: illusion [Re: Glenn Barnas]
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Dots? I see dead peep-holes.
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#180820 - 2007-09-25 12:58 PM Re: illusion [Re: Richard H.]
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Count the smileys
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#180823 - 2007-09-25 01:46 PM Re: illusion [Re: Richard H.]
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Richard - keep up with jokes that bad and you'll be limited to delivering them once a week. ;\)

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#180824 - 2007-09-25 02:11 PM Re: illusion [Re: Glenn Barnas]
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 Originally Posted By: Glenn Barnas
Richard - keep up with jokes that bad and you'll be limited to delivering them once a week. ;\)

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Wow! Something is boiling here \:o

Should we get ready to rumble?
Hmmm.... a kixboxing contest to see who needs the fewest hits to knock out the other would be great \:D
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#180825 - 2007-09-25 03:54 PM Re: illusion [Re: Mart]
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Boiling? No, not even warm.

I'm now restricted to telling bad jokes on Thursday, and Richard's joke was a real groaner, so... just letting him know that there could be consequences (from someone that knows first-hand).

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#180827 - 2007-09-25 04:18 PM Re: illusion [Re: Glenn Barnas]
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Glenn, timewise, what if you were in a different timezone? could end up with a looooong thursday \:\)
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#180830 - 2007-09-25 06:41 PM Re: illusion [Re: Glenn Barnas]
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I usually get away with it as the puns are so bad that no-one recognises them for what they are and assume that it is some high-brow reference that they are embarassed that they don't recognise.

So they laugh out of a desperate desire to appear to be one of the cognoscenti and I get the deired effect anyway ;\)

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#180831 - 2007-09-25 06:51 PM Re: illusion [Re: Richard H.]
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At least you didn't say "Dead Pickles"!

Not sure if that ad made it out of the states, but we had a TV commercial for video rentals featuring a family that peeped into their neighbor's living room to watch the latest movies, but learned to lip-read. They got their point across when Dad recalls a movie in which the character says "I saw dead pickles".

Regardless, you had me in stitches!

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#180853 - 2007-09-26 02:09 PM Re: illusion [Re: Glenn Barnas]
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LOL, "I see dead people" that was a funny one.
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#180855 - 2007-09-26 02:39 PM Re: illusion [Re: Benny69]
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I saw dead pickles ... now that is funny \:D
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#180857 - 2007-09-26 03:10 PM Re: illusion [Re: Björn]
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 Originally Posted By: Björn
Glenn, timewise, what if you were in a different timezone? could end up with a looooong thursday \:\)


Shhhh! It's how I slip a few extra groaners into my week! (sorry guys!)

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