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#167055 - 2006-09-08 12:22 AM OT: Company Policy
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How To Establish Company Policy . . .

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under
it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards
the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with
cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all
the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, turn off the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace
it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
stairs
To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After
another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs,
he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new
one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.
Again, replace a third original monkey with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well.

Two of the four monkeys that beat him have no idea why they were not
permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating
of the newest monkey.

After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, all the monkeys that
have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced.

Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs. Why not?

Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

And that's how company policy begins..........
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#167056 - 2006-09-08 12:30 AM Re: OT: Company Policy
Les Offline
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Loc: fortfrances.on.ca
Speaking of monkeys...

Work is just like a tree full of monkeys.
Some monkeys are at the bottom.
Some in the middle.
Some at the top.
The monkeys at the top look down and see only smiling faces.
The monkeys at the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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