From my experience (verified by Allen), you cannot substitute INCLUDE for CALL if the called/included script contains UDFs. I think the pre-parse routine that would load the UDFs into memory does not pre-parse the includes.

So, it looks like the present incarnation of INCLUDE will join together pasta into one long noodle and not much more.
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