LOL
I thought there was an unwritten rule about not hitting newbies with UDFs without a providing a bit of clarity and explanation.

Figured someone may just one-up the UDF post and offer up the code resulting from the golf challenge:
New KiXtart Golf Challenge! (extended to Saturday, July 20, 6pm EST )
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Give a man a fish and he will be back for more. Slap him with a fish and he will go away forever.