Microsoft was hit by a DOS attack on August 1 and now it seems you can't get on MSM either today.

http://www.microsoft.com/homepage/features/2003/denialofservice.htm

Oh! and this one...
http://www.microsoft.com/security/incident/mimail.asp

If your stupid enough to open the zip file and then click on the html inside the zip then you probably are too dense to be operating a computer.